Tell Me What My Dreams Mean!
Had a dream last night that I was at a house party at a cabin in the  woods. I think the house was owned by a school? There was a part of the  cabin that was the party house and the other half was a classroom-type  setting. Smash-cut to me hanging out with other people at the party in a bedroom  and one of the people opening up a drawer and showing me a VHS tape and  explaining about it that one of the teachers is secretly a porn actress  on the side. We never watched the videotape because Johnny Depp broke  down the door and told us to get out because his mom was coming home any  minute and she’s going to be furious. On the way out of the house I tried to tell Johnny Depp that I thought  his best roll was Hunter S. Thompson in Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas,  but he didn’t seem to care and kept shrugging me off. After I left the house a dragon appeared and I ran into a cave. Then I woke up. Please explain.

Had a dream last night that I was at a house party at a cabin in the woods. I think the house was owned by a school? There was a part of the cabin that was the party house and the other half was a classroom-type setting.

Smash-cut to me hanging out with other people at the party in a bedroom and one of the people opening up a drawer and showing me a VHS tape and explaining about it that one of the teachers is secretly a porn actress on the side. We never watched the videotape because Johnny Depp broke down the door and told us to get out because his mom was coming home any minute and she’s going to be furious.

On the way out of the house I tried to tell Johnny Depp that I thought his best roll was Hunter S. Thompson in Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, but he didn’t seem to care and kept shrugging me off.

After I left the house a dragon appeared and I ran into a cave. Then I woke up.

Please explain.

Had a weird dream last night involving Matthew Broderick and Bernie Mac trying to get me to smoke PCP in a Kmart; then I went out to the parking lot and that giant, metal dinosaur that eats cars ate the adjacent Pathmark. After that I ran into a guitar store to hide and the guy at the counter was acting creepy and kind-of looked like a chubby Frank Miller. Please explain.